A Catalog of My Questionable Taste In Products That I Find Mildly Useful

You don’t need it. But you might want it. Especially after I emotionally manipulate you.

This isn’t a store. It’s a collection of product recommendations filtered through questionable taste, loose impulse control, and emotionally unstable copywriting. The goal? Unknown. The copy? Unhinged. The products? Mildly useful.